Most Retarded and Stupid Injuries!

These injuries remind me of YU SZEN!!! Read on..

*The Date Sunday December 5th 2004. Playing in the Swiss league, Servette midfielder Paulo Diogo scored against Schaffhausen, then jumped into the crowd to celebrate. On the way, he managed to catch his wedding ring on a fence and tore off the top half of his finger. He was booked for excessive celebration. (ouch!)

*Arsenal's Perry Groves was on the bench When Arsenal went scored he jumped up to celebrate only to hit his head on the roof of the dug-out! He knocked himself out and needed treatment from the physio. (Yu Szen? or Phan Jon?)

*Back in the 70s, Norwegian International defender Svein Grondalen had to withdraw from an International after an accident which happened while he was out jogging. He collided with a moose. (ETHAN TAY!)

*David Seaman once broke a bone reaching for his TV remote. (-.-)

*In 1970 the career of Brentford's Goalie Chic Brodie was ended by injury following a mid-match collision with a dog that had invaded the pitch. (Ehtan was the dog)

*Brazilian star Ramalho was in bed for three days after swallowing a suppository intended to treat a dental infection

*Milan Rapaic once missed the start of Hajduk Split's season after sticking his boarding-pass in his eye at the airport. (err... worst than anyone around la)

*Indonesian star Mistar, 25, was tragically killed by a herd of pigs that invaded his team's training pitch before a Cup fixture in 1995. (Okay a minute of silence to remember.. wait.. killed by pigs! Babi tak haram la)

*Portsmouth's Johnny "Lager" Durnin, playing a round of golf with Alan McLoughlin, crashed his buggy into a fairway hollow because he was admiring the view rather than watching the ground in front, and dislocated his elbow putting him out for 6 weeks.

*In 1993 keeper Dave Beasant was kept out by a foot injury caused by a falling jar of salad cream. Yes, he fumbled it, and because his hands were full he stuck out a foot to stop it hitting the floor! (I've done that before!)

*Barnsley's Darren Barnard slipped in a puddle of his new puppy's pee on the kitchen floor. The resulting knee ligament damage kept him out of action for five months.

*Irish International Robbie Keane ruptured his knee cartilage in 1998 after stretching to pick up his TV remote control

*Steve Morrow broke his collarbone after falling off Tony Adams while celebrating the 1993 League Cup final win

*David Batty's return from an Achilles tendon injury was put back when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle. (??? fake la he lazy play ni)