Saturday, October 6, 2007

Futsal friendly

Futsal tomorrow 2-4 at footy futsal. Please confirm attendence asap. Thanks

Wednesday, October 3, 2007


Jose Mourinho the former Chelsea gaffer hasn't been seen in public since he walked out of Stamford Bridge with an approved resignation letter in hand. However media reports have suggested sightings of Mourinho around London recently. Without a weekly supply of Abramovich's toilet paper (money), Mourinho is pennyless and can't even afford a shaver. He now sports a new i-look-like a beggar style which has drawn criticism from the public because apparently, his new look isn't much different from his previous one..




However, he does look kinda COOL now (at least cooler than before) and i think i might just pass as SANTA. :D

I do infact pity Mourinho. Eventhough he never stopped crying and whinning about referees like a baby, he was still one of the most succesful managers in Chelsea's history. Two Premiership titles in three years! That is truly a remarkable feet. There are rumours that he might come to Malaysia to advertise for a bank (beggar+bank =?!?!).

I hope to see this lad with a strong but weird personality in the papers again, spewing out his thoughts uncontrollably like diarrhea *yuck

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Most Retarded and Stupid Injuries! Part 2

*Allan Nielsen of Spurs missed several matches after his daughter poked him in the eye

*Alan Wright, Villa's little full-back, needed treatment for a knee strain caused by stretching to
reach the accelerator in his new Ferrari. 'It gave me grief,' said Wright, who swapped the car for a Rover 416.

*Arsenal legend Charlie George never fully recovered from cutting off his big toe with a lawnmower.

*Lee Hodges of Barnet slipped on a bar of soap in the shower, wrenching his groin
Alan Mullery missed England's 1964 tour of South America after putting his back out while brushing his teeth.

*Reserve Liverpool keeper Stensgaard once injured himself in an incident with an ironing board. We don't know if he was ironing at the time.

*Richard Wright, was warming up in the goalmouth in preparation for an FA Cup tie against Chelsea for his club Everton, when he twisted his ankle. He did it landing on a wooden sign instructing people not to practise there.

*Spain (and Valencia) keeper Santiago Canizares was ruled out of the 2002 World Cup finals after a bottle of aftershave dropped on his foot caused cuts and serious tendon damage.

*David Beckham needed stitches above his left eye following a dressing room incident after Arsenal's 2-0 FA Cup win at Old Trafford on 15th Feb 2003. The injury was caused by his manager Sir Alex Ferguson kicking a football boot at him.

*Crystal Palace keeper Alex Kolinko was hit around the head by his boss Trevor Francis in October 2002. Kolinko was on the bench, and Francis took offence when he laughed at their conceding a goal. The FA fined Francis 1000 pounds over the incident.

*In 1996, Grimsby manager Brian Laws broke midfielder Ivan Bonetti's cheekbone after the Italian threw food at him in a dressing-room row. Laws escaped punishment, but they both were forced to make public apologies.

*Shaun Goater injured a foot while playing for Man City against Birmingham in the autumn for 2003. The injury was sustained when he kicked an advertising hoarding in celebration of a goal by Nic Anelka. Goater had to be substituted.

*Also in 2003, Villa striker Darius Vassell injured himself while attempting DIY surgery on his own foot. He had a blood blister under the toe-nail on his big toe and was using a power drill to drill through the nail and drain the wound. Drilling to drain such blisters is not an uncommon procedure, but normally it is conducted by a qualified person under sterile conditions. Vassell made it worse, picked up an infection, and had to have half the nail removed.

*Stalybridge Celtic keeper Mark Statham missed a game in 1999 after trapping his head in a car door. We presume that his absence was caused by a resulting injury (rather than that he was still stuck in the car at kick-off) but we don't know what the injury was.

*Halifax defender Dave Robinson put his shoulder out falling off a kid's slide

Most Retarded and Stupid Injuries!

These injuries remind me of YU SZEN!!! Read on..

*The Date Sunday December 5th 2004. Playing in the Swiss league, Servette midfielder Paulo Diogo scored against Schaffhausen, then jumped into the crowd to celebrate. On the way, he managed to catch his wedding ring on a fence and tore off the top half of his finger. He was booked for excessive celebration. (ouch!)

*Arsenal's Perry Groves was on the bench When Arsenal went scored he jumped up to celebrate only to hit his head on the roof of the dug-out! He knocked himself out and needed treatment from the physio. (Yu Szen? or Phan Jon?)

*Back in the 70s, Norwegian International defender Svein Grondalen had to withdraw from an International after an accident which happened while he was out jogging. He collided with a moose. (ETHAN TAY!)

*David Seaman once broke a bone reaching for his TV remote. (-.-)

*In 1970 the career of Brentford's Goalie Chic Brodie was ended by injury following a mid-match collision with a dog that had invaded the pitch. (Ehtan was the dog)

*Brazilian star Ramalho was in bed for three days after swallowing a suppository intended to treat a dental infection

*Milan Rapaic once missed the start of Hajduk Split's season after sticking his boarding-pass in his eye at the airport. (err... worst than anyone around la)

*Indonesian star Mistar, 25, was tragically killed by a herd of pigs that invaded his team's training pitch before a Cup fixture in 1995. (Okay a minute of silence to remember.. wait.. killed by pigs! Babi tak haram la)

*Portsmouth's Johnny "Lager" Durnin, playing a round of golf with Alan McLoughlin, crashed his buggy into a fairway hollow because he was admiring the view rather than watching the ground in front, and dislocated his elbow putting him out for 6 weeks.

*In 1993 keeper Dave Beasant was kept out by a foot injury caused by a falling jar of salad cream. Yes, he fumbled it, and because his hands were full he stuck out a foot to stop it hitting the floor! (I've done that before!)

*Barnsley's Darren Barnard slipped in a puddle of his new puppy's pee on the kitchen floor. The resulting knee ligament damage kept him out of action for five months.

*Irish International Robbie Keane ruptured his knee cartilage in 1998 after stretching to pick up his TV remote control

*Steve Morrow broke his collarbone after falling off Tony Adams while celebrating the 1993 League Cup final win

*David Batty's return from an Achilles tendon injury was put back when he was run over by his toddler on a tricycle. (??? fake la he lazy play ni)

Monday, September 24, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Futsal friendly

There will be futsal this Sunday. Details are as listed below.

Time : 4-6
Date : 23 September 2007
Venue : Footy Futsal, Taman Megah

Most probably playing against TFD and BBB la. Please confirm your attendence via the chatterbox. Everyone come la if possible. Don't be dicks by not playing. :P